• ‘PhoToad’

Gov. Mike Parson and PhoToad.

 I’ve been calling presidential candidates, asking them to attend the Seymour Apple Festival as our dignitary. They’d have more fun spending three days in Seymour than traipsing around Iowa!

But when I called Joe Biden, he thought Seymour had a Peach Festival, then told me some crazy story about picking peaches here when he was the Vice President.

Elizabeth Warren claimed she was 1/1,024th toad when I talked to her! Bernie Sanders was the next one I called, and he began chastising me because we charge for corndogs and don’t offer free college to all festival attendees. I even called President Trump, but he thought Seymour was in Alabama and told me he could prove it with a Sharpie!

I gave up on those folks and called Missouri Gov. Mike Parson.

And he said yes, he’s coming to our festival around 4:30 p.m. this Saturday! The governor is a good guy.

He cares aboutMissourians. Even toads.

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