Now I ain’t a genius, but when I come into town today, I saw this here odd collection of pink fl amingoes here at the police station. The sign with ‘em says “You’ve Been Flocked.”
I ain’t too sure what that means. But what I’m thinking of doing is making my own sign that matches police talk, which would say “You’ve Been Flogged,” then take me a ball bat and put a hurtin’ in these pink critters.
That likely would get me put in the pokey.
I’ll tell you this, them flamingoes are darn lucky they were up here on this sidewalk. If they weren’t, they would be floating around Seymour with all the rain we got last weekend.
Seems to me the city can find ‘em some solutions on that deal. Or maybe I shouldn’t get my hopes up. It took ‘em a year to f gure out how to bid public bathrooms over there on the east side of the square.
Here’s a solution, folks: When your yard floods, go get you one of these flamingoes and put a sign on that says “I’ve Been Flooded.”